Perfect girlfriend.

Some people says I've a high standard expectation of a girlfriend, it's untrue okay.

Tristan Tan's Essentials and Expectations from a Perfect Girlfriend.

1. She must not be the same height as me. (Figure out?)
   
2. She must be dead straightforward. (So she can tell me if she dislike me, lol)
   
3. She must be an independent girl. (So I can depend on you, lol kid you)
   
4. She must be caring and jaga me. (I'm quite yang ngor one)
   
5. She must love me. (I'm vulnerable, I expect a lot of love, lol)
   
6. She must be humorous as well. (I don't want to be the only one joking)
   
7. She must appreciate me. (LOL, 'nuff said)
   
8. She must respect my space. <-- Important!
   
9. She must have a pair of pretty eyes. (So she can zap me to death with them anytime)
10. She must be a blend of maturity and childishness. (So she can give me advice and a fun girlfriend as well! lol)
    
11. She must be a girl. <-- MUST.

See, it's not that bad okay. LOL, I guess I'm just stating all good point...

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